OK, my crappy experience isn't anywhere NEAR some of these but here goes.

I was in my stand one evening and a couple hours go by and I start to feel that grumble down in the pits of my gut that tell me I gotta take a dump, well were creeping up on twilight and I wasn't about to abort my hunt right now. So I sat there and the grumbling kept getting worse and the onset of cramps had begun so now I've got some squirming going on. I'm almost in pain as I try to hold it back and finally I've had enough, I hadn't seen any deer anyhow so I gotta go NOW! So I take off my release and and set down my bow and took my first step onto the ladder when I looked and saw two deer that had just cleared the trees heading my way. DAM! as bad as I had to go I got back up put my release back on and got ready for a shot. These two deer were in no hurry to cross over to where I could get a shot and my grumbling belly wasn't getting any easier, Finally they get to a shooting lane one put its head behind a tree and I come to full draw. That dam deer just stopped, so here I am at full draw for what seemed like an hour all the while I have to take a monster crap. My arm is in serious pain but if I let down it's gonna hear me, It takes a step to show me just enough to take a shot, I put a pin on and let it go. Neck shot at about 5 yards, it went straight to the ground and I dam near jumped out of that stand and into the woods just shy of messing my pants.

Then I realized I didn't have any TP so I had to start cutting my socks off to wipe.