I guess poo stories rein supreme here. Last season I also took a poo on public land using the standard lean up against a tree method. Well wouldn't you know about 2/3rds of the way through the job i hear "ccccrack." I landed left cheek first in my steaming pile of poo. Fortunately I had enough TP to clean up the mess. Note to self, pick a better tree next time.

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