Alright boys, alright. That's enough (for now).
Bristow I want to refer you to a few counseling sessions withDairy King, it will do ya alot of good.
If I recall correctly, DK also posted about some alleged monster or creature of some sort in the woods a year or so ago on this very site. Seems he came up with some story of this monster attacking him, leaving him somewhat bloodied and scarred up. He wound up wondering if he might have contracted rabies from the beast.
In a strikingly similar fashion, he made the mistake ofputting too much hot air in his balloon and...............you guessed it - the balloon popped.
Eventually old Lance fessed uplike a good guy. We appreciated his story, got a few laughs and gave him his well deserved lumps.
So let's go over this thing here and sum it up. There are three key elements.......
1.
THE STORY.
2.
FESSIN UP.
3.
TAKING YOUR LUMPS.
You have definately taken care of the story telling part. (I really liked the part about horrible screams in the dark of the night, sending kids running scared for their life - that was good.)
And you are now gonna take your lumps for awhile, like it or not. The boys have already set in on ya, and they ain't gonna stop for a good while. It's the old "you made your bed - now sleep in it" thing. I reeled them in for a brief moment so we could go over this. It's for your own good. Just old Uncle Matt looking out for ya. No need for thanks - the laughs are enough. (Hint: Ya should have put a part in there with some glowing green eyes in the dark or something
that would have been real good too!) If I'm correct, the boys will be sinking their teeth into you starting about, oh I'd say, the next post.
But to really complete this thing ya gottatakecar of the fessin up part.
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