ORIGINAL: lrhuntr

"Hunny calm down, it's ok."

"No Jim it's not, what are you doing out so late?"

"Hunny, the, the, thecoons are out again stealing our corn. Yep thats it, the coons."

"O' really, well then what's Frank doing here?"

"He's here to ah...., he was just walkingthrew thats all."

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"Are you buying any of this?"

"No."

"Yea, I was afraid of that. Frank, I'm guessing I won't see you for a while."

"Got that right Jim."

"Now get your tail home, the kids are worried."

"Yes deer."