What a bunch of pansies! Wimps!!
Just smear calamine lotion on the itchy spots and suffer. Take it like a man!
(Naturally that's after you've done the Zanfel and gotten your doctor to give you a cortisone shot in the butt. You've got a chance to get off the honey-do list for awhile. Don't blow it! [8D])
A manly man with his priorities straight!!!