Reminds me (since this is an off the wall thread).

Opening weekend, me and a couple buddies were duck hunting legally in Louisiana (on the border), and afterwards went to this little bar in Mississippi for some drinks. We kept getting some really ugly looks. I thought we were about to get in a big fight with some locals. Finally, one of them said, "what y'all hunting." We said ducks and he looked all pissed off, then we heard somebody say "poachers."

Duck season wasn't open in Mississippi. But the fact that we were 5 minutes from the state line never crossed their mind.