ORIGINAL: quiksilver

What we're losing sight of here is that Bawanajim hates everything, probably even his own mother. If the deer program was geared toward growing more shrubbery and habitat, he'd complain because there were too many shrubberies, and that the deer were gorging themselves to death.

If the program grew deer with 300" racks, he'd cry because they were unhealthy, and whine about how a big rack does not necessarily equal a healthy deer.

If the program brought the buck/doe ratio to 1:1, he'd cry because the doe holocaust was decimating the deer populations into extinction.

Have a Kleenex Jim.