This going to sound strange because well.... it is. Lol.

When you guys are eating something that you know is going to give you gas do you think or make references to muzzloading (ie loading the muzzle end etc..)

For example if I'm eating eggs and bread I will usually say something along these lines, the mayo's the lube, the bread is the patch and the egg is the round ball. As I'm eating it that would be stuffing the smoke pole.

Like I said wierd but wondering how many others there are out there.

Tom