Sorry Germ, but I don't think I could ever enter the State of Michigan. I have an allergic reaction to all things Michigan, and any potential exposure to Wolverines or their fans would have my skin going into boils, and maybe even cause leprosy, erectiledysfunctionor blindness.

TheSpirits of Joe Paterno, Paul Posluszny, Larry Johnson and Lavar Arringonwould be standing at the "Welcome to Michigan" sign like the Fantastic Four - blocking all four lanes.They would be the voice of reason, and I would have no option but to come to my senses and turn back. I'd pull over and put on my"Muck Fichigan" t-shirt, andall in the world would be right again. Champagne would fall from the heavens. Birds would sing.
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Speaking of sports - do you guys have any local sports heroes who are hunters, who you could have at the expo? Merrill Hoge is a Pittsburgher who is a big draw at the local hunting shows. He signs stuff and does pictures, etc.. Hoge is a hunting machine. We have a couple Steelers who like to hunt, too, and they usually show up for a while.