PT:

I can't help it. There's a joke I heard once..........

Teacher asks the class to raise their hands if they can appropriately use the word "definitely" in a sentence. Bily raises his hand and she call on him.

"The sky is DEFINITELY blue".

Well...the teacher says....that's not ALWAYS true, Billy. Sometimes the sky is grey....like when we're gonna get a storm.

Anyone else?

Sarah raises her hand....and the teacher calls on her.

"MyChurch is DEFINITELY the best Church".

Well....the teacher says.....while I'm SURE your Church is a good one....everyone lese feels the same way as you do about theirChurch. it would be impossible to say which one is DEFINITELY the best.

Anyone else?

Johnny raises his hand.....and the teacher kinda cringes. BUT...she knows this is harmless enough....and calls on Johnny.

"Do farts have lumps"? ...Johnny asks. JOHNNY!....the teacher squeals....what has that got to do with anything? Cause.....he says...."If farts don't have lumps....then I've DEFINITELY %$*& in my pants".

PT...you look like you've JUST asked that question and gotten your answer!