RE: CALL THE POLICE!!!!!!
If I only had a dime for every time I got up and moved only to jump the bird as he was coming in silent.
My frined Jayson left a buddy in the blind with a camera while he went over a ridge to find a hot bird. When he came back his buddy showed him footage of the two toms struting in the decoys while he was gone. The guy was giving him crap on the tape the whole time. It was most funny.