CALL THE POLICE!!!!!!
So my dad talked me into moving midhunt. So after driving by and discovering that his plan was stupid, I decide we should pick up and go eat. As we approach my blind I stop and swear REAL loud and try to not punch someone. Turns out "Jake" my jake decoy got the hell beat out of him because I made it look like he was "messin" with "Jenny" (one of my hens) Then he turned on Hardbody my dads hard body decoy and knocked her over trying to mount her (her stakes prettyhigh). Somewhere out there there is a beardless rapist/killer. This particular tom has NO beard. Last night I discovered a hen from his flock DOES. Crazy mutant turkeys. Well that was the first mugging my decoys experienced. Oh yeah my bow was still in the blind... thought that was funny. Hope you enjoyed my story, and that it doesnt happen to you unless you are in the blind. GOOD LUCK TO ALL THAT ARE STILL OUT THERE!
BR