[&o] I would cry LC and kick myself senseless.
LOL
I'd be figuring out some way to get it. If I couldn't set foot on the land, I'd be grabbing some rope and lassoing those antlers. I'd think of something.
Too off topic, too......sorry.
I know it was a stretch, but I don't think it was "too" off topic. It's just sort of the reverse of what you described. You're right, it would be a good way to get killed, but I'd be right in there after the police were called.
Anyway, you sure stirred up a good pot on this one!