Jeff, if your wife looks like that in them, God bless you.

I agree with the glasses. If I have deer looking up at me I look away and won't make eye contact with them. I think they can "feel" you looking at them.

The most ridiculous item has to go to either the condom or the TP. Although I've never understood the logic of camoing flashlights, knives, rangefinders, etc. as someone mentioned. That's stuff I want to be able to see.