ORIGINAL: Big John
It's been a long time since you and I have tussled Big Boy but as soon as my back, knees, and shoulder get to feeling better I'll whoop ya like the yard dog you are.
Your going to look pretty funny, going to the emergency room to get my walker taken outta your backside.
You ain't no one to be afraid of, all the girls call you a big *****cat, go tend to your tomatoes before you get hurt old man.
Nice looking bow Matt.