Are you kidding me, guys????

My wife's a BEAUTIFUL "lady"......but I'm already envisioning her in the UA full facemask she'll be wearing.....and I'm NOT getting fired up at THAT image...lol.

I'm also waiting with MUCH anticipation for her comments throughout the morning. I'm waiting for these:

"Is this REALLY what you do out here all the time"?
"THERE'S A TURKEY!"......no.....Crow.....sorry.
"I'm cold"
"I'm hot"
"How much longer"?
"That sounds NOTHING like any turkey I've ever heard".
"I wouldn't come to THAT call if the hens looked like Jenny McCarthy".
"How much did you say this blind cost"?
"Is that a new stabilizer thingy"?

And the list will grow.......