Heres one my great-grandmother told me:

One time there was a lawyer, doctor, and preacher that all went hunting together. They sat at the corners of a big food plot and when a deer came out it stood the same distance from all of them and they all shot at the same time. When they all 3 got out of the stand they couldnt decide who had shot it. so the lawyer said hold on, walked over to the deer, looked it over, came back and said, "Preacher you killed it." They said how do you know he said cause the bullet went in one ear and out the other.