Can you top this:
http://www.huntingnet.com/forum/tm.aspx?m=2088408&mpage=3&key=&#208898 3
ORIGINAL: burniegoeasily
I usually engage in vigorous nose picking at least once a day. I flex my butt cheeks several times a day as well, I then run to the bathroom. I'm in pretty good shape. How that helps my hunting,,,,,,? I don't know, I just like that story.