Greg - I might just hog-tie the boy, stuff him in the trunk, steal his tags and shotgun, and head up over the hill.

When we get home, he can show everyone the turkey that "he got."

Seriously though, this kid is like he's got ants in his pants. Yak Yak Yak Yak Yak... Do you like this band? Do you like that band? What's your favorite song? Where'd you get this? Where'd you get that? Can I see your cell phone? Do you have any pictures on it? Do you think we'll see any turkeys? Can I shoot at a tweety bird if we don't get a turkey? Why did you give me a 20 gauge? Can I shoot the 12 gauge? There's a kid at my school whose dad got a turkey that weighed fifty pounds. How many pounds was your biggest turkey? I got detention at school for sending text messages. Do you sent a lot of text messages? blah blah blah blah blah.