It didn't help much when duke called one lady a "Mister" because he couldn't tell if she was a man ora woman.
LOL.... you must have crossed over into Ohio. Now you could make a Jeff Foxworthy video with that door knocking. LOL OK, what part of the state do you live in? I got some cavalry boys in that neck of the country. They may very well tell me to go to heck, but it never hurts to ask. My kid has some Illinois contacts too from Duke.