I could just hear Atlas.

President Atlasman

"It looks like I just bomb Iraq, OOPS I hit Iran, well they were going to get it anyways"

President GMMAT

"I'm Just sayin, my polls are good, not bad"

President HCH

"Yes I would like the Justice Department, FBI, CIA, IRS and all the goverment agencyto tell me if ScentLoK works, and if not take them out with a Crusie Missle"