ORIGINAL: GMMAT
He reminds me of the little kid in your neighborhood......when you used to play army as a kid. You run up to him......knock him over....and absolutely OBLITERATE him with your play machine gun......
........then he'd get up.....and say..."MISSED ME!!".
(I'm only joking with you, Atlas.......

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That is absolutely hilarious, aas we had a kid like that in our neighborhood!