ORIGINAL: Lanse couche couche
I once got ambushed by a pack of very horny coyotes, but I'd rather not talk about it.
I can kinda relate, except I actually did get nailed by a very horny dog. I was out turkey hunting and my neighbors pitbull got loose. I dont know if this dog just loves me or what because he latches onto my leg everytime he sees me but this time i was kinda vulnerable sitting on the ground, he latched on my shoulders and nailed my chest. what a mess there was dog funk all over my camo.