team #8- longbeard mafia
i dont know about sheen sauce or crow or tag soup but ya'll boys might have better luck buying a couple butterballs from walmart and slap ya tags on it cause in the end you all will :hail: to the longbeard mafia!

What kinda team number is 8 anyways? punks...:action-smiley-099:

Personally, I think you all are a bunch of tea sippers, #11 is the number to remember. dog1

Dog dont you and JW sip tea together while playin in the flowers. We know how JW loves his flowers. :poke:

I am ready for those cornish game turkeys!!! Whoooooooooooo Hoooooooooooo!!!!!

Team 8 Longbeard Mafia is off and runnin' with our first kill!!

Nauticstar checking in! Score one for the Longbeard Mafia! I killed one opening day here in Bama-15th. Not a monster but good bird. 16 1/2 lbs., 10 1/4" beard, and 3/4" spurs. Good start. I will get pics up by the weekend. At my camp in rural Alabama with only an iPhone.

Congrads Nauticstar!! Can't wait to here the story and see the pics!!

Nice start to the season!!!

Hope you guys and gals have done your homework!!!!

Hey Arrow. I've heard that since JW! quit smoking he's playing in everything trying to get some nicotene. Word is he's sliping around smelling of ash trays, next thing you'll know he'll be licking them. dog1

well how do you like that? longbeard mafia draws first blood! good job nauticstar! team 8- LongBeard Mafia

hahaha Looks like Team 4 Spurr'n Longbeards are first in the scoring thread. EFH has laid the smack down. :)

With all the gum bumbing, and flash, I still think JW! and Arrow are sucking the hind one on sow hog when it comes to truly harvesting a bird.

JW!, how much does crack corn cost where you live. Arrowm, does your electronic call have good batteries, don't want you two go out without a plan.

TGoddess, have you checked the prices on turkeys at your local turkey farms.

And for all you other teams, just stay home and play with your turkey video games.

dog1
Team 11

Some of you are good at the talk... Unfortunately, I don't think this site harbors the skilled and competent hunters that can compete with me.
Buncha sorry suckers, this is just a charity event for the 870guy.

870guy, You might as well pack it in junior, this ole dog will bark this coming Sat., that's Mar. 26 if you can't read a calendar. Bless your heart you're squealing like a tea sipper, you might as well get with JW!, Arrowmaster, & Turkeygoddess and be on the tea sipper team.

dog1

Me thInks dOg1 has been sipping Mist again without mixer!

JW

I almost missed all this jibberish.. I had my "pathetic ramble" filter on and almost missed the whole thing..

Pretty creative tho... I like the whole tea sipping thing, as irrelevant as it is to turkey hunting. I'm gonna use it on my kid later.

dog - case on its way!



Good for ya!

JW

Good thing this is a turkey forum because there's a lot of them on here cackling like an old hen. dog1

???????? I think that one of the boys on Team #9 has 3 birds down all ready and I think that the first one shot was on March 14th???

You guys are just lucky im not hunting yet...

Anyone know if Arrowmaster is any good at frying fish????

Kim :)

Why yes I am good at cooking fish. Let me see if I remember this correctly. You lost a bet to me last year and you didnt pay off with cooking me and Shane O mac fish and serving us beer. So your gonna cook it this year right :arms: :barmy:

I've got some Minnesota walleye and pike in my freezer - I can fry some fish now!!! Serving you and hubby beer???? UMMMMMM ..... YA RIGHT!

I just wanna make sure you know the bet's still on! I'd say double or nothing, but you're right - I owe u.

This year, my feet'll be propped up on the table... sipping a cold one... watching you in your pretty apron frying fish....

Kim :)

Wake up Kimmy your dreaming again :happy0157::happy0157:

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Turkey Goddess :poke: Arrowmaster

Kim I have seen Arrow and the term him and "pretty" anything can't be used in the same sentence together....not possible. You could take the nicest rose put it with him and it would become poison ivy..... I am still in counseling over seeing him at 4am....gag drool,snark, tic, get my medicine.....

Alright you bunch of tea sippers, it's on tomorrow!

dcb

dog1 aren't from the home of Sweet Tea and Chick-fil-a? That is what I though.

firelt72 - just to clarify... I said the APRON was pretty not ARROWMASTER! Hahaha!!! ;)

dog1 - go get 'em!!!! The turkeys are shaking on the roost as we speak....

Kim :)

GEE thanks Kimmy :nonono2::nonono2::nonono2:

LOL Arrowmaster... ahhhh come now!!!! Did you forget your smacktalk glasses in your truck???

Hahaha!

Kim :)

Dog1 one other thing it is call Chick-Fil-A right? Not Turkey-Fil-A....makes me wonder.

Awwwww poor 'ittle arrow got taking his toys and going home? It's a saaaad day.....

I will wear my smacktalk glasses when I pose with my longbeard this year. Then TG you and firelt will :hail: to me.

Dog1 you been sippin to much tea. I bet you and firelt would look good tea sipping from a blind together :wink:

We have been in a blind together Kenny...in Mo. I remember how you chased that BIG GOBBLER away that I was going to shoot. I told you not to wear that apron, but you said they couldn't see you in the blind...

:lolabove::lolabove::lolabove: thats funny :biggrin:

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:sign0016: to reality Arrowmaster.... You will :hail: to us....


Kim :)

:hail:
Arrowmaster (aka Turkey Wizard) will :hail: to no one

Alright you bunch of tea sippers, I told you it was on yesterday (opening day in GA.) my bird and my handsome, handsome, self is on team 11 forum. No brag, just fact.

What's that saying, "If you can't walk the walk, don't talk" or something like that, well need I say more.

dog1

I wonder if they'll notice...and I hope Arrow has that apron and some Earl Grey Tea. I like two lumps when I am in the blind :)

Wow I was handed over 500 acres with turkeys and I can't use it!

Dang

JW

We can use it JW say when you want it to be hunted. I wanna come hunt WI. :)

I have this sudden and awesome idea about what you could do with 500 acres!!!