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dog1 03-02-2011 09:05 AM

Personally, I know that if you ain't on Team 11, you don't count. You on team 3 might as well dump JW!, he's old and just dead weight. AM & TG, y'all ought to team up with JW!, that way it won't matter how high you hold your head up, you won't be noticed any more than the other duds.

dog1

JW 03-02-2011 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by dog1 (Post 3780831)
Personally, I know that if you ain't on Team 11, you don't count. You on team 3 might as well dump JW!, he's old and just dead weight. AM & TG, y'all ought to team up with JW!, that way it won't matter how high you hold your head up, you won't be noticed any more than the other duds.

dog1

Ewwwwwwwww My name is = No-no bad doggy!

hehe

dog's hunting secret is one kernel of corn on a fishin' line and he reels in slowly and then blasts the bejeebies outa them......... I seen it- Really I have.

JW

Turkey Goddess 03-02-2011 04:11 PM

Does some buddy need a DOGGY TREAT??? LOL


Kim :)

jepcho 03-02-2011 08:35 PM

Hey leave the dog alone, he's our doggie for the duration of the spring. Go team 11!

dog1 03-03-2011 06:37 AM

Hey Jep., don't worry about JW!, he's been down here in GA a couple of years hunting with me and still don't impress me. Heck, anybody that can walk into a board on a wall or cut a tree down on hisself dosen't rate real high on my list of intellects. JW!, did I spell that right, oh never mind, you never went higher than the 1st grade. And I ain't real sure about TG or AM, not sure they are the sharpest knife in the drawer either.

#11, y'all remember that number!

dog1

dog1 03-04-2011 06:01 AM

Rumor has it that team 3 is going to call themselves, the slugs, nuff said. dog1

JW 03-04-2011 07:11 AM

You dog you!

Rumor has it he has his socks off to count to 11 ! :D

Kinda hard to walkk under a shelter if the man buidling it did not use a ladder and yer heads taller than him. He was a gracious host.......tried to dig me a trench tho! HA

JW

dog1 03-04-2011 08:30 AM

Anybody know the difference between Team 11 & Team 3?

Team 11 has adult leadership!:action-smiley-099:

dog1

JW 03-04-2011 09:01 AM

Ya but dog - you still show the Team 3 avatar andyer on Team 11! hehe

What is up with that?

JW

dog1 03-04-2011 12:11 PM

cause I can't find the Avatars'. So you old weasel, change it. dog1

Arrowmaster 03-04-2011 01:49 PM


Originally Posted by dog1 (Post 3781285)
Hey Jep., don't worry about JW!, he's been down here in GA a couple of years hunting with me and still don't impress me. Heck, anybody that can walk into a board on a wall or cut a tree down on hisself dosen't rate real high on my list of intellects. JW!, did I spell that right, oh never mind, you never went higher than the 1st grade. And I ain't real sure about TG or AM, not sure they are the sharpest knife in the drawer either.

#11, y'all remember that number!

dog1


Arrowmaster :action-smiley-099:Dog1 any questions :happy0157::happy0157::happy0157:

JW 03-04-2011 02:09 PM

Okay I did!

JW

dog1 03-05-2011 06:49 AM

Hey thanks JW! That new avatar looks a lot better than you, so there! dog1:)

JW 03-05-2011 07:02 AM

Well is after that ceramic BD by your front steps you have on guard there! :)

JW

jepcho 03-05-2011 04:40 PM


Originally Posted by dog1 (Post 3782301)
Hey thanks JW! That new avatar looks a lot better than you, so there! dog1:)

Lol. I do like the new avatar. We will have to get one for team 11. We might as well put 2011 hni champs on it now though and get it out the way. ;)

Arrowmaster 03-06-2011 09:29 AM


Originally Posted by jepcho (Post 3782538)
Lol. I do like the new avatar. We will have to get one for team 11. We might as well put 2011 hni champs on it now though and get it out the way. ;)




:lolabove::lolabove::lolabove:

firelt72 03-10-2011 08:32 AM

I thought this was the turkey smack talk...This sounds more like the French Whine talk...want some more cheese with that? The only flappin' here is Arrows gums when his teeth are out.

:party0007: :hit:

dog1 03-10-2011 11:09 AM

Just for y'alls' info. JW! telephoned me today, and he tried to say y'all. I told him not to use that word until he learned to speak South Georgia, really, really embarrassing. I really don't think anybody that fishes on hard water has both oars in the water. Makes me wonder how he ever kills a turkey. Here is your sign JW!::confused2:

dog1

JW 03-10-2011 12:45 PM

Well on that note the Contest Stickers are in Ya'll and someone put a sticker over dog's mouth ya'll :D

JW

Arrowmaster 03-10-2011 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by firelt72 (Post 3784742)
I thought this was the turkey smack talk...This sounds more like the French Whine talk...want some more cheese with that? The only flappin' here is Arrows gums when his teeth are out.

:party0007: :hit:


HAHAHAHA I have all my real teeth so what Im saying must be true. :)

j76 03-10-2011 06:52 PM


Originally Posted by dog1 (Post 3784799)
Just for y'alls' info. JW! telephoned me today, and he tried to say y'all. I told him not to use that word until he learned to speak South Georgia, really, really embarrassing. I really don't think anybody that fishes on hard water has both oars in the water. Makes me wonder how he ever kills a turkey. Here is your sign JW!::confused2:


dog1

Now Thats Funny!!!!!!!!

dog1 03-11-2011 01:48 PM

TurkeyGoddess, Arrowmaster, & JW! might be good moderators, but as turkey hunting goes they appear to be wimps. Personally, I don't know of anyone that can varyfy a kill either of them have ever made, well maybe a pen raised bird. I would just as soon have a sister in a house of illrepute rather than one of them on the same team I'm on.

If any of you have a picture of a real live turkey, please post it for them to see, that way they might have a chance.

By the way jepcho, if there's only 4 of us signed in, don't worry, I fiqure us 4 can take the rest of these tea sippers.

dog1

JW 03-11-2011 02:57 PM

dog and road kill!


and I got more of em

JW

firelt72 03-11-2011 03:52 PM

JW most are the jakes you shot in GA a few years back....They don't really count either.

I saw your teeth Arrow and you had them in the bowl your dog was drinking out of. I hope Tom and Jerry are still safe.

JW 03-11-2011 04:29 PM

j - let's see what you shot last yr!

firelt72 03-11-2011 06:23 PM


Originally Posted by JW! (Post 3785306)
j - let's see what you shot last yr!

ABSOLUTLY NOTHING! ZERO ZILCH NADA. NILL NOT A FEATHER TAG SOUP AND everything else you can say about my empty tag.
So there :s3:

Arrowmaster 03-11-2011 07:16 PM


Originally Posted by JW! (Post 3785260)
dog and road kill!


and I got more of em

JW


Yeah it looks flatter than any turkey Ive ever killed, and the blood on the wings. Yep true road kill. Hey Fire thats what a turkey looks like :happy0157::happy0157::happy0157:

Arrowmaster 03-11-2011 07:19 PM


Originally Posted by firelt72 (Post 3785284)
JW most are the jakes you shot in GA a few years back....They don't really count either.

I saw your teeth Arrow and you had them in the bowl your dog was drinking out of. I hope Tom and Jerry are still safe.


Tom and Jerry are just fine :)

dog1 03-11-2011 11:58 PM

Hey Fire, don't let JW! pull your leg. When he was down here hunting with me and I would kill a turkey, he would have me take a picture of him with my bird and claim he killed it. He was so desperate he even shot the heads of my birds and say he killed it at 5 feet. Really heart breaking to see an "OLD MAN" degrade as fast as he has.:busted:
Side note: When JW! was down here and thinking of another trip here, he was my friend, now you see how he has turned. Bless his heart, somebody please get him some help. So sad, so sad. dog1

firelt72 03-12-2011 04:23 AM

Ok Arrow thanks I wasn't sure if it was a turkey or a turkey vulture. I hear they are hard to tell apart some times????

dog maybe y'all can get him some help down there...or help us and he can get on GA's Rocky Top :)

gun870guy 03-12-2011 08:14 AM

I've got this contest in the bag...
Givin out bad advise, I got folks comin out here on other teams,

I got birds for ya... mmmmhmmm...

Chickens...

firelt72 03-13-2011 05:44 AM

You mean those were chickens??? Amn I am confused! You told me they were pigmy Kansas Gobblers, very rare he said....:poke:

Arrowmaster 03-13-2011 06:18 AM


Originally Posted by firelt72 (Post 3785874)
You mean those were chickens??? Amn I am confused! You told me they were pigmy Kansas Gobblers, very rare he said....:poke:



:happy0157::happy0157::happy0157: :lolabove: Thats funny

gun870guy 03-13-2011 06:34 AM


Originally Posted by Arrowmaster (Post 3785887)
:happy0157::happy0157::happy0157: :lolabove: Thats funny

What's so funny?

silent arrow 03-14-2011 02:39 PM

"team 8" will be signing autographs and releasing our on beef jerky and BBQ sauce at the end of our successful 2011 hni.com turkey title winning season. our uncensored dvd will include deleted scenes of our parade and us celebrating with charlie sheen. ha-ha

gun870guy 03-14-2011 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by silent arrow (Post 3786472)
"team 8" will be signing autographs and releasing our on beef jerky and BBQ sauce at the end of our successful 2011 hni.com turkey title winning season. our uncensored dvd will include deleted scenes of our parade and us celebrating with charlie sheen. ha-ha

While your makin sheen sauce, I'll be killin birds...

j76 03-14-2011 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by gun870guy (Post 3786490)
While your makin sheen sauce, I'll be killin birds...


I hear Sheen sauce goes really well with crow and tag soup!!! You boys better stock up!!!!!!

Arrowmaster 03-14-2011 05:18 PM

gun870 will be killin pygmy Kansas Gobblers lol

gun870guy 03-15-2011 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by Arrowmaster (Post 3786545)
gun870 will be killin pygmy Kansas Gobblers lol

I called Nationals and they are going to modify the score chart to recognize an extra 170pts for the rare and elusive pigmy turkey.

So There:cool:

Arrowmaster 03-15-2011 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by gun870guy (Post 3786889)
I called Nationals and they are going to modify the score chart to recognize an extra 170pts for the rare and elusive pigmy turkey.

So There:cool:




hahahahaha Firelt will be happy about that


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