If the past is any indicator of the future...
08-29-2008, 07:49 AM
#1
Giant Nontypical
Thread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,716
If the past is any indicator of the future...
130 Woodman (being the Great American Hero that he is) had a little spare time on his hands, so he decided to cross-reference last year's score sheet with this year's teams - projecting your 2007 entries to the present. Some of you may call this a "waste of time." We call it "scouting the opponent." This is yet another example of how a champion goes the extra mile, while the losers sit around and tweedle their thumbs.
Anyway- the results were exactly as-expected: If the past is any indicator of the future - the Dark Horses will demolish the competition in 2008.
Team 1 184 1/8
Team 2 212 5/8
Team 3 162 4/8
Team 4 401 4/8
Team 5 98 1/8
Team 6 273 3/8
Team 7 144 5/8
Team 8 0
Team 9 372 2/8
Team 10243 3/8
Team 11 138 4/8
Team 12 0
Team 13 866 1/8
Team 14 368
Team 15 156 1/8
Team 16 201 3/8
Team 17 115
Team 18 120 4/8
Team 19 127
Team 20 394 7/8
Team 21 276 6/8
Team 22 122 6/8
Team 23 316 2/8
Team 24 493 1/8
Team 25 171 1/8
Team 26 101 1/8
Team 27 289 4/8
Team 28 233 2/8
Team 29 136 7/8
Team 30 575 7/8
Team 31 475 3/8
Team 32 o
Team 33 150 2/8
Team 34 212 2/8
Team 35 282 5/8
Team 36 271 5/8
Team 37 406 3/8
Team 38 295 4/8
Team 39 184 1/8
Team 40 448 1/8
Team 41 347 5/8
Team 42 206 4/8
Team 43 233 1/8
Team 44 135 1/8
Team 45 166 5/8
Three Goose-eggs. Ugh. That hurts.
But alas, there is hope.
Limited Time Offer from the Reigning WORLD CHAMPS:
Tired of getting skunked in the HNI contest over and over and over again?
Having nightmares about being trampled by racehorses?
Tired of all those disheartening days in the stand, not seeing anything?
Are your buddies starting to call bull **** on your neverending claims that you're "waiting for the big one?"
Tired of feeling "inadequate" around your hunting buddies?
Fret no longer! Your prayers have been answered!
For just $29.99 + Shipping & Handling, you can be the proud new owner of the Huntingnet Bowhunting Contest Success Kit!
Basic Kit Includes:
Mighty Putty (1 stick)
31" Gross B&C Deer Antlers
Full Color Deer Density Map of the United States
Just use our patented "Dark Horse Signature-Series Map" to find areas most likely to be littered with roadkills, then drive around until you find a fresh one.Simply hop out with your Mighty Putty and Booner Antlers ready-to-go,then pose for your Glamour Shots! It's fun and easy!
Please send all orders/inquiries to:
Dark Horses: A team of destiny
866Racetrack Lane
Lexington, KY 12345
Or call our customer service line at 1-888-HORSES WIN
Don't hesitate to ask about our 100", 150" and "Booner" kits!
Just listen to a fewtestimonials fromour satisfied customers:
"This is probably my only chance at getting anything. Thanks Dark Horses!" - Buckmaster
"Maybe now I can actually produce a scorable buck to go along with all my claims of monster bucks and expert woodsmanship!" - Droptine229
"This will certainly help me break the streak. Mr. Mass, here I come!" - Germ
"I've been talking a big game for a long time. Now, maybe I'll actually produce some real-world results to go with it." - MN/Kyle
"I have no chance at the deer in my avatar, so I figure this 31 incher will definitely get me some more credibility on the site." - Siman08/OH
"I wntd tu git a deer. Now i kan. Im ixcited." - Bigtim6656
"Can I measure mine in centimeters again?" -buckeye
"I can't believe it came with both antlers!" - Rob/PA
"I bought my set3 years ago, but just used them last year. People ask how old my deer was, I just tell them "4-and-a-half." Aged like a fine wine." - GMMAT
"I got thrown out of the contest, and I'm not happy about it." - Atlasman
"I forgot my treestand straps and STILL scored a buck! I can't believe it!" - Rybohunter
"Stick-on deer antlers don't make for the greatest hunting footage, but the hero photos can't be beat!" - Hunsucker
"Do you sell one with buttons?" - Buttonbuckmaster
"Can I use my deer rifle again" - guy who used deer rifle last year
"Now I won't even have to dent my truck trying to run one down. I'll just use somebody else's roadkill. This is awesome!" - TJF
"The sheer size of my fingers will overshadow themass on these 31 inchers, but that's okay. I'll just be happyto finally get one!" -bloodcrick
"Have you guys been to New Mexico? They have huge deer in NewMexico. Probably the best state that nobodyknows about. 348 different big-game species. If I had this kit last year, I'd have harvested a deer there for sure!" -Hardcorehunter
Anyway- the results were exactly as-expected: If the past is any indicator of the future - the Dark Horses will demolish the competition in 2008.
Team 1 184 1/8
Team 2 212 5/8
Team 3 162 4/8
Team 4 401 4/8
Team 5 98 1/8
Team 6 273 3/8
Team 7 144 5/8
Team 8 0
Team 9 372 2/8
Team 10243 3/8
Team 11 138 4/8
Team 12 0
Team 13 866 1/8
Team 14 368
Team 15 156 1/8
Team 16 201 3/8
Team 17 115
Team 18 120 4/8
Team 19 127
Team 20 394 7/8
Team 21 276 6/8
Team 22 122 6/8
Team 23 316 2/8
Team 24 493 1/8
Team 25 171 1/8
Team 26 101 1/8
Team 27 289 4/8
Team 28 233 2/8
Team 29 136 7/8
Team 30 575 7/8
Team 31 475 3/8
Team 32 o
Team 33 150 2/8
Team 34 212 2/8
Team 35 282 5/8
Team 36 271 5/8
Team 37 406 3/8
Team 38 295 4/8
Team 39 184 1/8
Team 40 448 1/8
Team 41 347 5/8
Team 42 206 4/8
Team 43 233 1/8
Team 44 135 1/8
Team 45 166 5/8
Three Goose-eggs. Ugh. That hurts.
But alas, there is hope.
Limited Time Offer from the Reigning WORLD CHAMPS:
Tired of getting skunked in the HNI contest over and over and over again?
Having nightmares about being trampled by racehorses?
Tired of all those disheartening days in the stand, not seeing anything?
Are your buddies starting to call bull **** on your neverending claims that you're "waiting for the big one?"
Tired of feeling "inadequate" around your hunting buddies?
Fret no longer! Your prayers have been answered!
For just $29.99 + Shipping & Handling, you can be the proud new owner of the Huntingnet Bowhunting Contest Success Kit!
Basic Kit Includes:
Mighty Putty (1 stick)
31" Gross B&C Deer Antlers
Full Color Deer Density Map of the United States
Just use our patented "Dark Horse Signature-Series Map" to find areas most likely to be littered with roadkills, then drive around until you find a fresh one.Simply hop out with your Mighty Putty and Booner Antlers ready-to-go,then pose for your Glamour Shots! It's fun and easy!
Please send all orders/inquiries to:
Dark Horses: A team of destiny
866Racetrack Lane
Lexington, KY 12345
Or call our customer service line at 1-888-HORSES WIN
Don't hesitate to ask about our 100", 150" and "Booner" kits!
Just listen to a fewtestimonials fromour satisfied customers:
"This is probably my only chance at getting anything. Thanks Dark Horses!" - Buckmaster
"Maybe now I can actually produce a scorable buck to go along with all my claims of monster bucks and expert woodsmanship!" - Droptine229
"This will certainly help me break the streak. Mr. Mass, here I come!" - Germ
"I've been talking a big game for a long time. Now, maybe I'll actually produce some real-world results to go with it." - MN/Kyle
"I have no chance at the deer in my avatar, so I figure this 31 incher will definitely get me some more credibility on the site." - Siman08/OH
"I wntd tu git a deer. Now i kan. Im ixcited." - Bigtim6656
"Can I measure mine in centimeters again?" -buckeye
"I can't believe it came with both antlers!" - Rob/PA
"I bought my set3 years ago, but just used them last year. People ask how old my deer was, I just tell them "4-and-a-half." Aged like a fine wine." - GMMAT
"I got thrown out of the contest, and I'm not happy about it." - Atlasman
"I forgot my treestand straps and STILL scored a buck! I can't believe it!" - Rybohunter
"Stick-on deer antlers don't make for the greatest hunting footage, but the hero photos can't be beat!" - Hunsucker
"Do you sell one with buttons?" - Buttonbuckmaster
"Can I use my deer rifle again" - guy who used deer rifle last year
"Now I won't even have to dent my truck trying to run one down. I'll just use somebody else's roadkill. This is awesome!" - TJF
"The sheer size of my fingers will overshadow themass on these 31 inchers, but that's okay. I'll just be happyto finally get one!" -bloodcrick
"Have you guys been to New Mexico? They have huge deer in NewMexico. Probably the best state that nobodyknows about. 348 different big-game species. If I had this kit last year, I'd have harvested a deer there for sure!" -Hardcorehunter
08-29-2008, 07:56 AM
#3
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Iowa (Heartland USA)
Posts: 3,249
RE: If the past is any indicator of the future...
ORIGINAL: AF Hunter
Quik, I don't care who you are, that there is funny!
Did mobow get one of those kits a week or so ago? Just wondering if it was actually a slickhead he hit and wanted to make his story more manly.
Quik, I don't care who you are, that there is funny!
Did mobow get one of those kits a week or so ago? Just wondering if it was actually a slickhead he hit and wanted to make his story more manly.
08-29-2008, 08:58 AM
#9
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Southwest PA
Posts: 1,244
RE: If the past is any indicator of the future...
That's some good stuff right there.
Classic...
"I can't believe it came with both antlers!" - Rob/PA
This one was just wrong. Funny, but wrong.
"Can I use my deer rifle again" - guy who used deer rifle last year
Classic...
"I can't believe it came with both antlers!" - Rob/PA
This one was just wrong. Funny, but wrong.
"Can I use my deer rifle again" - guy who used deer rifle last year