Ode to 2008

Old 08-22-2008, 02:24 PM
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[align=center]Ode to 2008[/align][align=center][/align]

The teams are all set
The deed is all done
Now we wait
To see who’s won.

Team 13 won last year
& has one too many Quiks
But even so
They’re still all pricks.

They’ll try their best
To give us all smack
That’s only because
They’re all smoking crack.

While they’re all talking big
Here on the board
MOBOW is warming up
His trusty ole Ford.

He’ll stomp the gas
And drop a huge buck
Who needs a bow?
When you’ve got a big truck.

Then there’s AF
Who’s really quite senile
He’ll go into the woods
Wearing only a smile.

Out there like that
The deer’ll know he’s crazy
& then he’ll drop
The first one who gets lazy.

We’ve also got Dstubb
Who’s real good with art
His 200’ buck
Will be shot thru the heart.

Mr October
Will be the first to score
He’ll be done before the cold
That rotten old boar!

We have Rickmur
Out in the East
He’ll talk with his stick
And drop a huge beast!

Barredrock is our wildcat
Down on the great plain
He’s dropping a non typical
About the size of Maine.

We also have Finner
Up towards Canada way
Who’s gonna work all night
And hunt all day.

Let’s not forget Dave
Who wont be kowtowed
That buck he drops
Will make his sons proud.

We got two more members
Still haven’t dropped by
But the deer they drop
Will make y’all cry.

So you see there’s no use
In even showing up
Cause we’ll send you home
Like a poor lil whipped pup.

Then when we’re done
And we watch your reaction
Your humbleness found
Will be our satisfaction.

ANY SIMILARITIES FOUND BETWEEN THIS POEM AND ACTUAL/PERSONS OR TEAMS IS PURELY INTENTIONAL. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW OR FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T UNDERSTAND BIG WORDS.

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Old 08-22-2008, 02:26 PM
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Old 08-22-2008, 02:27 PM
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Only you AF You are the only mascot i have ever seen in one of these said teams well done, i needed some funny!! LMAO!!
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Old 08-22-2008, 02:34 PM
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LMAO


There really isn't anything to do during retirement is there?
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Old 08-22-2008, 03:07 PM
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Suprised Team 13 hasn't responded. Probably hurts their brain to read that much! lol
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Old 08-22-2008, 03:12 PM
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So are we supposed to snap our fingers a bunch of times after we read this stuff?

PRICELESS!!!
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Old 08-22-2008, 03:41 PM
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Thanx. Still don't understand not even a peep from #13...Things that make you say hmmmmm
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Old 08-22-2008, 03:50 PM
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hmmmmmmmmmm I do think you are getting a bit senile there AF as for Team 13 I heard they were having a sleepover, gonna do some preseason spooning....
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Old 08-22-2008, 04:22 PM
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That was awesome.
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Old 08-22-2008, 04:52 PM
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Once again it you have outdone yourself!!
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