Official Team IN GOD WE TRUST Thread (37)
08-27-2008, 02:51 PM
#151
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RE: Official Team 37 Thread
Hi PT..Funny you post more in our thread than yours..I call that Antler envy!
By the way have you heard the one...
Bear-Hunting Preacher
A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the
hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he collided with a bear, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. His rifle went one way, and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs.
That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear was charging
at him, and he couldn't move.
"Oh, Lord," the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish: Please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please, Lord!"
That very instant the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud at the preacher's feet:
"Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive..."
By the way have you heard the one...
Bear-Hunting Preacher
A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the
hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he collided with a bear, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. His rifle went one way, and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs.
That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear was charging
at him, and he couldn't move.
"Oh, Lord," the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish: Please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please, Lord!"
That very instant the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud at the preacher's feet:
"Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive..."
08-27-2008, 02:55 PM
#152
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RE: Official Team 37 Thread
ORIGINAL: GR8atta2d
Hi PT..Funny you post more in our thread than yours..I call that Antler envy!
By the way have you heard the one...
Bear-Hunting Preacher
A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the
hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he collided with a bear, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. His rifle went one way, and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs.
That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear was charging
at him, and he couldn't move.
"Oh, Lord," the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish: Please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please, Lord!"
That very instant the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud at the preacher's feet:
"Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive..."
Hi PT..Funny you post more in our thread than yours..I call that Antler envy!
By the way have you heard the one...
Bear-Hunting Preacher
A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the
hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he collided with a bear, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. His rifle went one way, and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs.
That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear was charging
at him, and he couldn't move.
"Oh, Lord," the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish: Please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please, Lord!"
That very instant the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud at the preacher's feet:
"Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive..."
BTW,your teamteam could not protect itself while you were gone ....[8D]
Some sharks!
08-27-2008, 02:59 PM
#154
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RE: Official Team 37 Thread
ORIGINAL: GR8atta2d
You know how a shark eats a Preacher?? One bite at a time!
Great White's Back, so stay outta the pool!
You know how a shark eats a Preacher?? One bite at a time!
Great White's Back, so stay outta the pool!
08-27-2008, 03:09 PM
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RE: Official Team 37 Thread
Since you are the Team name Guru PT..what exactly does your's mean? I mean in a hunting sense?? And what does it say on that little ribbon under the title?
Why is there a masked man in the background how does this all fit in?
Why is there a masked man in the background how does this all fit in?
08-27-2008, 03:25 PM
#157
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RE: Official Team 37 Thread
We couldn't protect ourselves? That's funny Preach.
They can't figure out what anything in their avatar means. Looks like a Ninja getting ready to poach an Eagle. The small print reads. "We have no idea what our team name or avatar means."
Sharks prey on everything.
They can't figure out what anything in their avatar means. Looks like a Ninja getting ready to poach an Eagle. The small print reads. "We have no idea what our team name or avatar means."
Sharks prey on everything.
08-27-2008, 03:42 PM
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RE: Official Team 37 Thread
Chris, I know what you mean. The area I hunt gets hit really hard during gun season, same philosophy as yours, but it amazes me every year how many nice deer come through that season. Hoping for the same this year...
Tony WI, I hunt only about 1.5 hours SW of you. Just across the river from Lacrosse, great area.
2 guys from WI and 1 from MN, the upper midwest is well represented, and all three of us are Vikings fans
Tony WI, I hunt only about 1.5 hours SW of you. Just across the river from Lacrosse, great area.
2 guys from WI and 1 from MN, the upper midwest is well represented, and all three of us are Vikings fans
08-27-2008, 03:52 PM
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RE: Official Team 37 Thread
2 guys from WI and 1 from MN, the upper midwest is well represented, and all three of us are Vikings fans
AHHH... Now I understand the need for prayer.
08-27-2008, 04:08 PM
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RE: Official Team 37 Thread
Is that Charlie the Tuna? and why isn't he strapped into that tree?
By the way have any of you guys seen the "Horse Tamers" avatar??!![:-]What on earth is going on with that one. LOL
My first glance thought.......that can't be legal.[
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By the way have any of you guys seen the "Horse Tamers" avatar??!![:-]What on earth is going on with that one. LOL
My first glance thought.......that can't be legal.[
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