Official contest smack talk 2008.
#111
Hue, if the boy wants to try smacking, someone needs to put him in check.We do have are work cut out but it's all good.
ORIGINAL: Hoytail Hunter
Whoahhhhh Horsie! Give the kid a break, he's only 15.
Then again, what you said in response to 360was spoken in true dark horse fashion... so hats off to you for pickin' on the weak, women, or children.
btw- most the rest of us aren't teenagers. Looks like you and your buddies got your work cut out for you. Or you can just take you own advice and drop out now.
ORIGINAL: 130woodman
That cut me deep. I think I'll just drop out.
Who taught you how to talk smack Mother Theresa.
That cut me deep. I think I'll just drop out.
Who taught you how to talk smack Mother Theresa.
ORIGINAL: MN/Kyle
Good Smackin'
ORIGINAL: Bowtech 360
Dark Horses Suck
Dark Horses Suck
Then again, what you said in response to 360was spoken in true dark horse fashion... so hats off to you for pickin' on the weak, women, or children.
btw- most the rest of us aren't teenagers. Looks like you and your buddies got your work cut out for you. Or you can just take you own advice and drop out now.
#112
ORIGINAL: 130woodman
That cut me deep. I think I'll just drop out.
Who taught you how to talk smack Mother Theresa.
That cut me deep. I think I'll just drop out.
Who taught you how to talk smack Mother Theresa.
ORIGINAL: MN/Kyle
Good Smackin'
ORIGINAL: Bowtech 360
Dark Horses Suck
Dark Horses Suck

#113
Well that makes team 24 the only unsuckish team in the contest so it looks like you win by default.
Judo Chop wins the contest I'll shoot myself just because of the name.
Judo Chop wins the contest I'll shoot myself just because of the name.
ORIGINAL: ducsauce
I can do better than that. Teams 1-23 and 25-45 SUCK! What...what now???
ORIGINAL: 130woodman
That cut me deep. I think I'll just drop out.
Who taught you how to talk smack Mother Theresa.
That cut me deep. I think I'll just drop out.
Who taught you how to talk smack Mother Theresa.
ORIGINAL: MN/Kyle
Good Smackin'
ORIGINAL: Bowtech 360
Dark Horses Suck
Dark Horses Suck
#115
Limited Time Offer from the Reigning WORLD CHAMPS:
Tired of getting skunked in the HNI contest over and over and over again?
Having nightmares about being trampled by racehorses?
Tired of all those disheartening days in the stand, not seeing anything?
Are your buddies starting to call bull **** on your neverending claims that you're "waiting for the big one?"
Sick of arguing with your wife about spending so much time in the woods?
Fret no longer! Your prayers have been answered!
For just $29.99 + Shipping & Handling, you can be the proud new owner of the Huntingnet Bowhunting Contest Success Kit!
Kit Includes:

Mighty Putty (1 stick)

31" Gross B&C Deer Antlers

Full Color Deer Density Map of the United States
Just use our patented "Dark Horse Signature-Series Map" to find areas most likely to be littered with roadkills, then drive around until you find a fresh one.Simply hop out with your Mighty Putty and Booner Antlers ready-to-go,then pose for your Glamour Shots! It's fun and easy!

Please send all orders/inquiries to:
Dark Horses: A team of destiny
866Racetrack Lane
Lexington, KY 12345
Or call our customer service line at 1-888-HORSES WIN
Just listen to a fewtestimonials fromour satisfied customers:
"This is probably my only chance at getting anything. Thanks Dark Horses!" - Buckmaster
"Maybe now I can actually produce a scorable buck to go along with all my claims of monster bucks and expert woodsmanship!" - Droptine229
"This will certainly help me break the streak. Mr. Mass, here I come!" - Germ
"I've been talking a big game for a long time. Now, maybe I'll actually produce some real-world results to go with it." - MN/Kyle
"I have no chance at the deer in my avatar, so I figure this 31 incher will definitely get me some more credibility on the site." - Siman08/OH





Tired of getting skunked in the HNI contest over and over and over again?
Having nightmares about being trampled by racehorses?
Tired of all those disheartening days in the stand, not seeing anything?
Are your buddies starting to call bull **** on your neverending claims that you're "waiting for the big one?"
Sick of arguing with your wife about spending so much time in the woods?
Fret no longer! Your prayers have been answered!
For just $29.99 + Shipping & Handling, you can be the proud new owner of the Huntingnet Bowhunting Contest Success Kit!
Kit Includes:

Mighty Putty (1 stick)

31" Gross B&C Deer Antlers

Full Color Deer Density Map of the United States
Just use our patented "Dark Horse Signature-Series Map" to find areas most likely to be littered with roadkills, then drive around until you find a fresh one.Simply hop out with your Mighty Putty and Booner Antlers ready-to-go,then pose for your Glamour Shots! It's fun and easy!

Please send all orders/inquiries to:
Dark Horses: A team of destiny
866Racetrack Lane
Lexington, KY 12345
Or call our customer service line at 1-888-HORSES WIN
Just listen to a fewtestimonials fromour satisfied customers:
"This is probably my only chance at getting anything. Thanks Dark Horses!" - Buckmaster
"Maybe now I can actually produce a scorable buck to go along with all my claims of monster bucks and expert woodsmanship!" - Droptine229
"This will certainly help me break the streak. Mr. Mass, here I come!" - Germ
"I've been talking a big game for a long time. Now, maybe I'll actually produce some real-world results to go with it." - MN/Kyle
"I have no chance at the deer in my avatar, so I figure this 31 incher will definitely get me some more credibility on the site." - Siman08/OH





Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Indiana SmokePole
2008 - 2009 Firearm Deer Contest
17
10-01-2008 07:27 PM
MN/Kyle
2008 Turkey Bowhunting Contest
115
06-03-2008 07:32 PM
Rick James
2007 HNI 5-Spot League
74
04-23-2007 10:27 AM





