ORIGINAL: Matchbook454

I was hit on by a cougar last week at the grocery store. She said that her divorce was fianlly final and that her cans were back on the market, whatever that means. She said something about checking her out in the fast lane and I just got the hell out of there. The grocery store was in a Western suburb of Chicago and I know for sure that there are other cougars like her chasing after innocent young men here in IL.