Careful boys! Next thing you know she'll have you doing housework
]Word of advice,play dumb with the laundry too or you'll have a job for life!

I found boiling a load of her clothes ignoring the washing instuctions pretty well got me out of that chore...........P.S. the wife doesn't fall for the old trick of sneaking new guns home anymoreby telling her "you've had this one for years and I'm just getting back from the range"

I'm working on a new angle for that one...................Harold