ORIGINAL: Hoytteen
aright...this is what you do
Materials:
Bungee cord
Carabeaner(spelling?) Clips
Nails
2X4's
1 large metal mixing bowl
Step one:
-Take the 2X4's and nail them to porch straight up
Step Two:
-Take Bungee Cord and cut to length of 5 feet
Step Three:
-Tieend of bungee cord to 2X4's on each side
Step Four:
-Drill holes into bowl and attach carabeaner clips to bungee cord then to bowl
Step Five:
- Pull back 10 feet and secure with rope
Step Six:
-Put seed into bowl mixed with corn and peanut butter
Step Seven:
-When squirrel comes, cut rope and send his lil @ss to CHINA!!!
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ROFL that is great...
I like the pellet gun idea myself. Just wait till he comes out and pop him in the head and you have some squirrel meat.
And you guys are right, there is nothing "funny" about watching an animal die. I recently watched a video of two guys popping off prairie dogs while laughing like maniacs. I guess there was somethingabsolutely hilarious (I'm talking some hardcore maniacal laughter here after each shot) about seeing one turned inside out by a rifle bullet.Just a squirrel? Maybe. Nobody is saying not to kill it, but show a little respect when doing so. Just my $.02.