When my first wife and I split up, I was terribly depressed. It went on like that for a while and then one day I just decided that I had to live the rest of my life, and I just as well get started, put the past behind me and feel thankful I was rid of a lazy biatch and I had more fun for the next year than I had ever had.

I have been dumped by women, had to dump women, been divorced twice, and I have to tell you, it gets easier each time.