Talk about parrots? Ha!, there was an old lady that lived down the street from us that taught herparrot to quote every book in the Bible.....and one morning about 2:00am a burglar crawls in through a window in the living room where the parrot always stayed at night in total darknessand Say's....ACT'S 3:57and the burglar drops to the floor face down with his hands on top of his head....saying, please lady don't Shoot, don't Shoot please and not moving a mussel.

Well, the old lady heard voices in the living from her bedroom and dials 911. They told her to be quite and they would be there in a few minutes. In about 7 or 8 minutes the police breaks down the front door and the burglar is laying face down and they cuffed him and stood him to his feet. The officer who had him by the arm asked him how come he was laying face down on the floor?.......His reply was......Man, she told me she had anAXE and a .357.........End of Story!