Sproulman, you're missing the most dramatic thing. Talk at Chubby's Bar is of helicopters spraying them with a sort of "deer round up" that only kills deer.
They was gonna use agent orange or napalm but supplies of that are low.
I saw some Ninga PGC agents checking out my private land yesterday. Buggers musta been dong a deer count and gonna hire local expert shooters to kill all four of them off.
Yup them deer are "fat with sassy bellies" --- and each and every one of them gotta die.
Now get back out there on the "beat" and get us another news scoop.