Q: If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to eat the seeds out of a dill pickle?

A: Who cares?

Actually, I agree with you. Sounds like a worthy cause. I think you should fund a petition to Congress to make it official. Then Ohio and any other state ie. Tennessee, Kentucky, Ontario (I know...it's officially part of Canada, but maybe they don't want to be a providence anymore. Has anyone asked them lately?)

Or to make things easier, petition the message board to open a forum for every state, or better yet, every county, or wait how about.....