Hit a flying bluejay at 900 yards? That's cake. I can circumcise him at 900 yards!
LOL! Now you are getting it. Get back to me when you've taken out a grizzly with a roofing tack like I have. Now there's an internet accomplishment worth mentioning. 1000 yard shooting? Pffft, that's for children to lie about on the internet. We adults have move on to far more interesting myths.