ORIGINAL: GMMAT

I'll be damned, Atlas. You're the most persuasive person I've ever met......

Since I've started reading this thread I've realized that I'm not a hunter. I'm a shooter. These tame deer that I hunt practically parade by with targets affixed to their vital areas. The only thing missing is the leash. I have all these pet deer named....and the ones topping the list for '07 have been announced:

1: Helen
2: Doris
3: Alma
4: Sha nay nay
5: Summer
6: Gina

If I get the extra tags......Freida and Theresa are next. Anyone hunting with me is welcome to any of the other girls. I almost had a deal worked out that would see Alma trotting Freida AND Theresa by at the same time (in order to move down on the list)......but the other girls got word.

They did get together and tell me that the camo was not necessary, this year....and that follow-up shots would be acceptable for evening hunts. I've negotiated oats inthis year's contract.....and they've taken going around me on occasion off the table. Things are looking good. I've also been awarded another "guarantee". hope I'm not sick on 11/22!

Scouting is now a thing of the past, too. I've been promised a courtesy call by (__________) (rather not name names....they've been bumped from the list) to let me know the travel routes. I've got 2 bucksthat have agreed to help drag, this year, for future considerations.....and a nice 2.5 yr old that's just so dumb I feel sorry for him that I've promised a pass.

I'm sorry I used words that you knew nothing about in ther ethough, Atlas. You know......2.5 yr old.

Happy shootin!

Jeff the non-hunting deer shooter

God I LOVE deer shooting.