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Old 01-28-2007 | 12:39 PM
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djschuett
 
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ORIGINAL: game4lunch

You tree peers are looking down first aren't you? (lol)

One staple that always goes in my fanny pack . . . toilet paper! I do cover it with pine needles best I can, but I don't care what I do, I always have to #2 shortly after entering the woods! Doesn't seem to run anything off. In fact, there are many hunters who have stories of how they were "caught with their pants down" when that elk came by! T.P. was close . . . gun wasn't.
My uncle has a theory that goes a little something like this:
"The size of the buck that you see while going to the bathroom in the woods and his proximity to you is directly proportional to the distance you are from your gun and is also directly proportional to the amount of pee/crap you have yet to eliminate."
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