ORIGINAL: KodiakArcher
ORIGINAL: IL_BOW_MAN
Back in the day ArticBowMan was an Alaskan dude that trapped foxes and the whole works, and we always gave him crap about the fur thongs he was making with them

Where is Jerry when you need him?
Hey man we don't call 'em thongs up here they're junk warmers and you treat 'em like your American Express; Don't leave home without it!
Fur junk warmers for the Alaskan cold. . .PRICELESS