My Father in laws version.
Here's my version,[/align][/align]Twas openin day [/align]At the crack of dawn[/align]In a 100 acre wood[/align]I had em roosted[/align]From the eve before [/align]And everythin was good[/align]Them hens they yelped[/align]And the oletom gobbled[/align]Then they all came acacklin down[/align]As soon as they lit [/align]I said "Ah ****"[/align]Never heard another sound ![/align][/align]Now that's turkey hunting [/align]