ORIGINAL: uncle matt

My friend's Mom's friend hit a deer the other night with her Buick. Well actually the deer was so big that it hit the Buick!

So I got the call to see if I wanted the deer or meat. When I got out there, the Buick was impaled on the deers rack. The tines went atleast halfway across the seats I tell ya. You could see sideways skid marks from the tires the deer hit it so hard. It must have broken it's neck on impact cause it was dead. The Buick was a total.

Anyway we got a tow truck out there to seperate the deer from the Buick. The tow driver had to bring in a bigger semi-truck tow because the first truck wasn't big/powerful enough. The second one was a Peterbilt I think.

Fortunately, we were careful enough that we didn't break any of thetines seperating the two. There must have been 8 or 10 guys out there and when we started counting points we didn't have enough fingers on all of our hands to add up all the points. Heck, old Marv even took his shoes off cause he couns better with his toes than his fingers. (Marv's toes ARE NOTa pretty sight - he ought to get some nail clippers or bolt cutters or something).

I tried to green score it but I only had a 25 foot tape measure in the truck and it ran out on just the main beams.

Then some hobos emerged from the woods. They were pretty filthy and looked pretty hungry so we gave it to them for the meat because it wouldn't fit in any of our truck beds. The tow drivers said they get calls like this all the time in that area. They said the deer are quite aggressive.

Without pictures..........................it's all just another story.