Ok...Germ has finally convinced me.
I am quitting drinking coffee as of tomorrow. After all the reading I have done on the subject, as well as what Germ told me, it appears I cannot:

1. Drink coffee, cause it is bad bad bad
2. Eat anything with white flour
3. Eat anything with white sugar
4. Eat anything with hugh fructose corn syrup

So, I am now going to be starting a diet of unimaginable proportions. I trust Germ...that may be the problem