Unfortunately, logic like that doesnt matter though if you are the type who would complain about a BJ.

I actually doubt the testimonials of some of these folks. They don't like dog hunting, so if they hear one howl over in the next section, suddenly they are claiming that there is a whole pack of them on their property. Yeah right, they ran every single deer off your land, knocked up your poodle, pissed on your BMW tires, then headed off to assault another homestead.