Appreciate the offer, huckleberry...

I understand what you're saying (even sounds a bit like the Primos bowhunting vest), but I'm sort of a minimalist when it comes to wearing stuff on stand; it's the only reason I've never bought that vest yet. I just use my fanny pack to carry my essentials with me and then I take it off and hang it on an accessory hook I screw in at stand level.