Where are these guys when the season opens? We were driving to the Outdoor show in PA one year and we see this black blob on the side of the road. We get closer and it's a gobbler all puffed up with a couple of turkey hens and a guinea hen mixed in there too. I do a really bad mouth call and he gobbles in my face from 4 ft away. We just look at each other in disbelief. Then the hens walk off and he follows. Sure he made it on someones wall that spring. Must be some game they play because they sure wise up by April.