A friend of mine said he ordered a roach killer one time. When he got it.....it was 2 thin blocks of wood and a wooden mallet. The directions said to place block No. 1 on the ground. Place roach on block no. 1. Place block no. 2 on top of roach. Strike with mallet.

The snort-wheeze is pretty simple to make by using your mouth, isn't it????

Pardon me while my mind envisions a certain board member "roaring" in his trophy.

Jeff

Lord....I apoogize....