I had a bad day about 10 years ago. I never hunted in a full body coverall suit. So my wife bought me one for the Holidays. I thought it would be good to use before work. I could wear it over my work clothes when I hunted before I went to work. So the first time I used it im walking down the railroad tracks to my hunting spot. All of a sudden I need to take the worlds biggest and wet crap. It's one of those craps that it now or never! So I pull the new coveralls down right on the railroad tracks and take a mean dump . I wipe my behind pull my undies and pants then my new coveralls. I start walking down the Railroad tracks to my hunting spot and I start to smell something real bad, I mean real bad. Well gess what? I SH%# right in my new coveralls and pulled them back on. Well my hunt was over[

]I walked back to my truck and took off all my clothes and made the drive home in the Buck[8D]WHAT A MESS!!!!!! I called the wife and told her to have the hose and towel ready, I'll explain when I get home. Never did live this one down!!!!!!
Hatchet Jack