Here's a few, with a little help....

Chuck Norris doesn't need weaponsfor hunting. Chuck Norris has himself.

Chuck Norris does not fear the treestand heights. The heights fear Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris falls in a puddle of water when hunting, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once shot a deerby pointing hisfinger,and yelling, "Bang!

If a deer can see Chuck Norris, thenChuck can see the deer. Ifthe deercan't see Chuck Norris,then the deermay be only seconds away from death.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris doesn’t shave his hunting beard; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Deer live in the woods, not to hide from people, but to hide from Chuck Norris.