ORIGINAL: hatchet jack
I was in bed with my wife last night.
This thread had so much promise after the title and this opening sentence..................then it turned into a boring hunting story ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz.
Just kidding man.........that's very cool. It does sound like she is a bit eager to get your butt out of the house though.........you might want to set up a few trail cams while you're gone